😝😂 khatarnaak joke

Khatarnaak Joke 


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एक इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज
के सभी शिक्षकों को एक टूर
पर ले जाने के लिए एक
हवाई जहाज में बैठाया गया..!!

जब सभी शिक्षक
बैठ गए

तो पायलट ने बड़ी ही ख़ुशी
से घोषणा की-
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'‘आप सभी गणमान्य
शिक्षकों
को यह जान कर
खुशी होगी

कि जिस प्लेन में आप
बैठे हैं,

उसे आप ही के कॉलेज के होनहार
विद्यार्थियों ने बनाया है...!!’'
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बस फिर क्या था..!!
इतना सुनते
ही सभी शिक्षक इस डर से
नीचे
उतर गए 

कि कहीं उड़ान
भरते ही विमान दुर्घटना ग्रस्त
ना हो जाए...!!

लेकिन प्रिंसिपल
साहब बैठे रहे...!!

यह देख
पायलट उनके
पास गया और उनसे पूछा-

सर,
सभी टीचर अपने
विद्यार्थियों का नाम
सुनते
ही डर कर उतर गए लेकिन
आप क्यों नहीं उतरे..??

क्या आपको डर
नहीं लग रहा है..??
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प्रिंसिपल ने दिल को छू जाने वाला जवाब
दिय

मुझे
अपने कॉलेज के शिक्षको
से भी ज्यादा अपने
विद्यार्थी
पर भरोसा है।

देख लेना ...
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यह प्लेन
स्टार्ट ही नहीं होगा...!!...😝

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khatarnaak joke
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An engineering college
A tour of all teachers
To move on to one
Airplane was seated .. !!

When all teachers
Sat down

So the pilot is very happy
Announced from-
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"All of you distinguished
Teachers
Knowing this
would be happy

That the plane in which you
Are sitting

He is the master of the college of yours
The students have made ... !! '
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.
What was there..!!
So much listen
Only all teachers fear this
bottom
Got off

That somewhere flying
Filled by plane crash itself
Do not happen ... !!

But principal
Sahab is sitting ... !!

See it
Pilot their
Went and asked him-

head,
All the teachers
Pupil name
Hears
Just got scared but
Why did not you come .. ??

Do you fear
do not feel..??
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Principal responded to heart
Day

me
Teachers of your college
More than your
Student
But trust is

You can see it ...
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.
.
.
This plane

Start will not be ... !! ...

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😂
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My Pleasure to Meet You Jessica Anderson, 30 years, single, un married US citizen, Houston Texas usa

Fake and Fraud Girl 

Be Carefull 

Jessica  Anderson, 30 years, single, un married  US citizen, Houston Texas usa

From: Jessica D. Anderson
 <sanchbrenda05@outlook.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 14, 2017 at 1:04 PM
Subject: My pleasure to meet you 

 My dear friend,

Thanks for finding out time to read my mail even though there has not been any formal introduction, i really want to establish a true relationship that may lead into business partnership and friendship.

My name is Jessica   Anderson, I am 30 years, single and never married before. I am a US citizen, from Houston Texas to be precise. I speak English but i am able to converse with you in your language by using an online translator which can translate from English into any language. Some of the translations may be wrong, please bear with me.

I joined the US military after the events of September 11, 2001 left 3 of my beloved family members dead, ever since i have been engaged in this war against terrorism in Afghanistan, Libya and now Syria.

My unit was involved in the "Operation Odyssey Dawn" in Libya but we have been transferred to Syria to help fight the Islamic militant group called "ISIS".

For a long time i have lived like a soldier, now i want to live like every other normal person. I want to have friends out side the military, i want to find love and to be loved, i want to experience what life is like in the outside world, i want to enjoy the freedom that i have fought for, i don't want to live in fear any longer. i really want to spend time with friends and loved ones and to go on vacations too, i can't remember the last time i went on vacation.
My dear, here in Syria the attack we see every day reminds me of how close to death i could be and the situation here is not getting any better, i have been very lucky to still be alive till this day.

My beloved, i contacted you because i seek assistance from a sincere, truthful and reliable person for friendship and as a business partner to help me receive a cash box from a Shipping and Security company (Attest Courier shipping Company). I want to quit the military and i hope to start a new life with this money because life here in Syria is very risky.

The money in the cash box is my share of a money my team (Odyssey Dawn) discovered when we where in Libya on a mission. When we found this money, my team agreed to share the money among ourselves and to keep it secrete. Out of the total money, my own share is $4,560,000 ( Four Million Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand united states Dollars) and i am seeking your assistance to help me evacuate my share of this money to your country for safe keeping as i hope to meet you as soon as possible.

I did not have the chance to evacuate this money to my country because we were transferred from Libya to Syria were i am now, so i registered it with the security and shipping company for safe keeping. All i want from you is to help me receive this money from the company ( Attest Courier Shipping and Security Company) where i have registered it as a box containing family treasures. I registered it as family treasure because i do not want anybody to know the actual content of the box, it will be delivered to you legally as a diplomatic package.

I want you to please assure me that my money will be safe and intact if delivered to you, as this is my last hope for a new beginning. I have decided to compensate you with 15% ($ 684,000. i.e Six Hundred and Eighty Four Thousand US Dollars) of the total money in the cash box once you help me receive the money on my behalf.
My dear good friend, one passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter to a third party, as this will jeopardize all my efforts for a new beginning. If there should be any form of leakage of this information i will be in danger based on my position in the Army. I promise you a safe and risk free delivery of this package to your home in your country only if you keep this discussion between us.

Thank you for your time as i wait for an immediate reply as regards to my appeal, your urgent reply will be highly appreciated.
Big Hug and Kisses from Jessica

Love from

Jessica  Anderson

Jessica D. Anderson <sanchbrenda05@outlook.com> wrote:

Good morning my dear friend,

How are you? hope all is well with you, well i am Jessica by name and i would like to know more about you, then i will introduce myself better and let you know what i have in mind to discuss with you.

Have a nice day
Jessica

Jessica  Anderson, 30 years, single, un married  US citizen, Houston Texas usa 

Fake and Fraud Girl 

Be Carefull 

Jessica  Anderson, 30 years, single, un married  US citizen, Houston Texas usa 

From: Jessica D. Anderson

 <sanchbrenda05@outlook.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 14, 2017 at 1:04 PM

Every Indian will have to be aware and will have to speak against this wasteful expenditure ?

Every Indian will have to be aware and will have to speak against this wasteful expenditure ?


माननीय प्रधान मंत्री श्री नरेन्द्र मोदी जी 
हम लोग कुछ बातें आपके सामने रख रहे हैं जिनकी सच्चाई से इंकार नही किया जा सकता।
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ये पोस्ट हमें कहीं से प्राप्त हुई है लेकिन आपकी आंखें खोल देने वाली है :
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आँख फाड देने वाला सच, पढ कर आप भी आश्चर्य चकित रह जायेगे ? 😳😳
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भारत में कुल 4120 MLA और 462 MLC हैं अर्थात कुल 4,582 विधायक। 
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प्रति विधायक वेतन भत्ता मिला कर प्रति माह 2 लाख का खर्च होता है। अर्थात 
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91 करोड़ 64 लाख रुपया प्रति माह। इस हिसाब से प्रति वर्ष लगभ 1100 करोड़ रूपये।
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भारत में लोकसभा और राज्यसभा को मिलाकर कुल 776 सांसद हैं। 
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इन सांसदों को वेतन भत्ता मिला कर प्रति माह 5 लाख दिया जाता है। 
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अर्थात कुल सांसदों का वेतन प्रति माह 38 करोड़ 80 लाख है। और हर वर्ष इन सांसदों को 465 करोड़ 60 लाख रुपया वेतन भत्ता में दिया जाता है।
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अर्थात भारत के विधायकों और सांसदों के पीछे भारत का प्रति वर्ष 15 अरब 65 करोड़ 60 लाख रूपये खर्च होता है।
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 ये तो सिर्फ इनके मूल वेतन भत्ते की बात हुई। इनके आवास, रहने, खाने, यात्रा भत्ता, इलाज, विदेशी सैर सपाटा आदि का का खर्च भी लगभग इतना ही है।
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अर्थात लगभग 30 अरब रूपये खर्च होता है इन विधायकों और सांसदों पर। 
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अब गौर कीजिए इनके सुरक्षा में तैनात सुरक्षाकर्मियों के वेतन पर। 
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एक विधायक को दो बॉडीगार्ड और एक सेक्शन हाउस गार्ड यानी कम से कम 5 पुलिसकर्मी और यानी कुल 7 पुलिसकर्मी की सुरक्षा मिलती है। 
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7 पुलिस का वेतन लगभग (25,000 रूपये प्रति माह की दर से) 1 लाख 75 हजार रूपये होता है। 
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इस हिसाब से 4582 विधायकों की सुरक्षा का सालाना खर्च 9 अरब 62 करोड़ 22 लाख प्रति वर्ष है। 

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इसी प्रकार सांसदों के सुरक्षा पर प्रति वर्ष 164 करोड़ रूपये खर्च होते हैं। 
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Z श्रेणी की सुरक्षा प्राप्त नेता, मंत्रियों, मुख्यमंत्रियों, प्रधानमंत्री की सुरक्षा के लिए लगभग 16000 जवान अलग से तैनात हैं। 
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जिन पर सालाना कुल खर्च लगभग 776 करोड़ रुपया बैठता है।
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इस प्रकार सत्ताधीन नेताओं की सुरक्षा पर हर वर्ष लगभग 20 अरब रूपये खर्च होते हैं।
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 अर्थात हर वर्ष नेताओं पर कम से कम 50 अरब रूपये खर्च होते हैं। 
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इन खर्चों में राज्यपाल, भूतपूर्व नेताओं के पेंशन, पार्टी के नेता, पार्टी अध्यक्ष , उनकी सुरक्षा आदि का खर्च शामिल नहीं है। 
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यदि उसे भी जोड़ा जाए तो कुल खर्च लगभग 100 अरब रुपया हो जायेगा।
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अब सोचिये हम प्रति वर्ष नेताओं पर 100 अरब रूपये से भी अधिक खर्च करते हैं, बदले में गरीब लोगों को क्या मिलता है ? 

             क्या यही है लोकतंत्र ? 

 (यह 100 अरब रुपया हम भारत वासियों से ही टैक्स के रूप में वसूला गया होता है।)


 एक सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक यहाँ भी बनती है 

◆ भारत में दो कानून अवश्य बनना चाहिए 

→पहला - चुनाव प्रचार पर प्रतिबंध 
 नेता केवल टेलीविजन ( टी वी) के माध्यम से प्रचार करें 

→दूसरा - नेताओं के वेतन भत्तो पर प्रतिबंध

          | तब दिखाओ देशभकित |


 प्रत्येक भारतवासी को जागरूक होना ही पड़ेगा और इस फिजूल खर्ची के खिलाफ बोलना पड़ेगा ? 

इस मेसेज़ को जितना हो सके फेसबुक और व्हाट्सअप ग्रुप में फॉरवर्ड कर अपनी देश भक्ति का परिचय दें। 

https://goo.gl/waKvBa

              🙏सादर निवेदन🙏

Hon'ble Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi

We are putting certain things in front of you whose truth can not be denied.
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These posts have come from us somewhere but your eyes are open.
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You will also be surprised by the fact that you are blindfolded? 😳😳
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There are 4120 MLAs and 462 MLCs in India ie 4,582 MLAs in total.
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Every MLA's wage is spent on two lakh rupees per month. To wit
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91 crores 64 lacs per month. Accordingly, Rs.1100 crores per year
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In India, there are 776 MPs in the Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha together.
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These MPs are given salary allowance of Rs 5 lakh per month.
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That means the salary of the total MPs is 38 million and 80 million per month. And every year these MPs are given salary allowance of 465 crores 60 lakhs.
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That means behind India's legislators and MPs, India is spending 15 billion and 65 million rupees per year.
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 It's just a matter of their basic salary allowance. The cost of their accommodation, living, food, travel allowance, treatment, foreign tourism etc is also almost the same.
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That is, about 30 billion rupees is spent on these MLAs and MPs.
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Now, look at the salaries of security personnel posted in their security.
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A legislator gets protection of two bodyguards and one section house guard i.e. at least 5 policemen and i.e. total 7 policemen.
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7 The salary of the police is approximately Rs. 1 lakh 75 thousand rupees (at the rate of Rs. 25,000 per month).
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Accordingly, the annual expenditure on security of 4582 legislators is 9, 62, 22, 22 lakh per annum.

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Similarly, Rs. 164 crores per year is spent on the safety of MPs.
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About 16,000 soldiers are deployed separately for the security of Z category security, ministers, chief ministers, prime minister.
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On which the total annual expenditure is about Rs 776 crores.
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Thus, about 20 billion rupees are spent every year on the security of the underprivileged leaders.
They
 That is, every year the leaders spend at least 50 billion rupees.
They
These expenses do not include the expenses of the Governor, the ex-leader's pension, party leader, party president, his security etc.
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If it is added then the total expenditure will be around 100 billion rupees.
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Now think we spend more than 100 billion rupees per year on leaders, what is the poor people in return?

             Is this the democracy?

 (This is 100 billion rupees, we have been charged as tax by Indians.)


 A surgical strike is also made here

◆ Two laws must be made in India

→ first - ban on election campaign
 Promote only through Television (TV)

→ Second - ban on leaders' salary allowances

          | Then show patriot.


 Every Indian will have to be aware and will have to speak against this wasteful expenditure ?

◆ भारत में दो कानून अवश्य बनना चाहिए 

→पहला - चुनाव प्रचार पर प्रतिबंध 
 नेता केवल टेलीविजन ( टी वी) के माध्यम से प्रचार करें 

→दूसरा - नेताओं के वेतन भत्तो पर प्रतिबंध

          | तब दिखाओ देशभकित |


 प्रत्येक भारतवासी को जागरूक होना ही पड़ेगा और इस फिजूल खर्ची के खिलाफ बोलना पड़ेगा ? 

इस मेसेज़ को जितना हो सके फेसबुक और व्हाट्सअप ग्रुप में फॉरवर्ड कर अपनी देश भक्ति का परिचय दें। 

https://goo.gl/waKvBa

              🙏सादर निवेदन🙏

January

JANUARY

People Born in January have a very 
Strong Work Ethic, and will not Hesitate 
to voice their Opinions. 
They have a Headstrong, Stubborn Attitude, 
and don’t take well to People telling them 
what to do. 
They make very Good Leaders Because of 
their Persistence and Drive to Succeed, 
but sometimes don’t listen to others very well. 
You have a natural ability to teach other People, 
and they listen to you with ease and 
Willingness to Learn New.

◆ भारत में दो कानून अवश्य बनना चाहिए 

→पहला - चुनाव प्रचार पर प्रतिबंध 
 नेता केवल टेलीविजन ( टी वी) के माध्यम से प्रचार करें 

→दूसरा - नेताओं के वेतन भत्तो पर प्रतिबंध

          | तब दिखाओ देशभकित |


 प्रत्येक भारतवासी को जागरूक होना ही पड़ेगा और इस फिजूल खर्ची के खिलाफ बोलना पड़ेगा ? 

इस मेसेज़ को जितना हो सके फेसबुक और व्हाट्सअप ग्रुप में फॉरवर्ड कर अपनी देश भक्ति का परिचय दें। 

https://goo.gl/waKvBa

              🙏सादर निवेदन🙏

Click on Your Birth Month Link
And
Know What does your Birth Month
Say About You ?


January

February

FEBRUARY

If you were Born in February, you probably have a Strong Creative Streak, and Enjoy Working on New Projects. You Love getting into Intellectual Discussions, and don’t like to Converse with others who seem Shallow. You have been called a Free Spirit once or twice in Your Life before, and don’t like to live within the confines of society’s rigid rules. You Love Travel, and hop on an AirPlane or Train every chance you get. Adventure and Exploring the World around you get you excited and make you Feel Alive, so you do best in the company of other free spirits and dreamers. You are a very Loyal, Honest friend and partner, as well.

Click on Your Birth Month Link 

And 

Know What does your Birth Month 

Say About You ?

January -   

https://goo.gl/ypGTxL

February -  

https://goo.gl/wyijb8

March -  

https://goo.gl/Vbrhpb

April - 

 https://goo.gl/2VP1Cn

May -  

https://goo.gl/qhFJid

June -  

https://goo.gl/XPfv1y

July -  

https://goo.gl/w5aamE

August -  

https://goo.gl/R5sGpa

September -  

https://goo.gl/8fAV1y

October -  

https://goo.gl/wUMWzQ

November -  

https://goo.gl/ksxMT5

December - 

https://goo.gl/XASAhv

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March

MARCH

People Born in March are 

alsoHighly Creative and 

Imaginative,but they tend 

to be more Introspective 

and Quiet. They Live 

Inside their Own Heads a lot, 

Creating Masterpieces within their Minds. 

They Turn to the Arts for Expressing 

Themselves, and Enjoy their Quiet time 

Alone. You have a kind, Gentle Demeanor 

with other People, but Tend to Hide Most 

Aspects of yourself From others. You Crave 

Peaceful, Serene Environments, and Stray 

Away from Noisy, Crowded Places Most of 

the Time.

April

APRIL

Those Born in April Crave Attention and Love every Second they can Spend in the Spotlight.

They don’t take Orders well, Instead Preferring to do Things their way and Lead others. April  Babies seek new Adventures, and Constantly  are on the Prowl for an Adrenaline Rush. 

They  Act first and think Later, Living Life day to day, seeing where it takes them. They are Sometimes known to be Loud and bnoxious, but they Speak their Minds and have no Problem Telling  other People how they Feel.

Click on Your Birth Month Link
And
Know What does your Birth Month
Say About You

your #birth_month #characteristics,
 #birth_month,
#about #love_life,
#personality
#month_you_were_Born,
#personality_date_of_birth,
#what does your birth month say about your career,
#what your birth month says about you sexually,
#meaning of birth month and day,
#your birth month characteristics really very interesting,

May

MAY

People Born in the month of May tend to be 

Very Fickle, Wanting one thing Yesterday, 

and Something totally Different Today. They 

Express Themselves well, and Love Talking 

to People from all walks of Life. They have 

an Active Social Life, and don’t Like to Spend

a lot of time Alone. May Babies also Love a 

Stimulating, Intelligent Conversation, but need 

Almost an Equal Amount of fun and Excitement. 

They get Bored Easily, and Constantly look for 

new ways to Entertain Them selves.

your #birth_month #characteristics,
 #birth_month,
#about #love_life,
#personality
#month_you_were_Born,
#personality_date_of_birth,

June

JUNE

If you were Born in June Month, 
You are very Sensitive and Caring 
toward  other People’s Feelings. 
You can be shy and Soft-Spoken, 
but People really Admire 
that about you. 
You have a Creative Spirit, 
and think far into the Future 
about what you can Create and 
how you can bring Your  Ideas 
Into the World. 
Though you don’t  Always Express 
How you feel, You have a whole World 
Living inside you, and you just 
Want to Figure Out how to bring it to Life.

July

JULY

People Born in July have many of the same 

Traits as those Born in June, Except that they 

are a bit more Spontaneous and Extroverted. 

They Live for Adventures, and just want to 

have a good time. Outwardly, they Appear 

Confident and Cheerful, but inside, they 

Harbor a lot of dark Secrets, and hide their 

pain well from others.People Born in July have lots of 

Energy, and People Love to hang out 

with them Because of this.

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August

AUGUST

August Babies are natural Born Leaders, 

not Afraid to stand on their own with their 

Opinions. They can be bossy and Opinionated, but Underneath all that, they have big Hearts. 

August Babies can think too much, however, 

and get Locked inside their Rigid, Methodical 

approach to life if they aren’t Careful. People 

Born in August do well in Careers that Involve Critical thinking and Analysis, because they see life in a Logical, step-by-step way. 

They don’t Express their Emotions well, 

however, so seeing the more “Human” side of them can seem Difficult at times.

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September

SEPTEMBER

People Born in September have high 

Expectations of others, so they get 

Disappointed easily. They have a mean 

StubBorn streak, and hold Grudges if 

you get on their bad side. They are 

Perfectionists, holding themselves 

and others to high Ideals.They also 

are Sensual, Creative, kind 

People, Always wanting to 

help others when they can.

October

OCTOBER

People Born in October crave 

balance and stabilityin everything

they do, and have a Positive Outlook 

on Life. 

You don’t like Confrontation, and 

avoid it whenever possible. 

You also have an Active Social life, and love

your friends to death. You’re charming and 

talkative, and though you love being around 

People, you refiercely independent as well.