Its time to laugh
SARDARS back again!!
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Sardar: EVERY YEAR
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me 'Are you a foreigner?'
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi."
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE