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And Finally A Religious Joke Worth Forwarding



And Finally A Religious Joke ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜Š.... 


Worth Forwarding
 
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. 

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”


I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.




After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. 



I believe in all religions now......
😂😂😂😂


And Finally A Religious Joke ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ŠðŸ˜Š.... Worth Forwarding



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