Government's Bridge Tender

Government's Bridge Tender
.
One Madrasi gave the quotation of 3 Million.
.
Authorities Asked: "How?"
.
Madrasi said:

"Material of 2 Crores
Labor of 50 million
50 million my profits "
.
U.P. gave a Quotation of 9 Crores.
.
Authorities asked:

"How expensive is that?"
.
U. P talked:
"300 million your
And
300 million my "
.
Authorities asked:
"And what about the bridge?"
Speak U.P: Talk to the remaining 3 crore of Madrasi

"Bridge will make By Madrasasi."
.

U. P. got the tender

http://facebook-whatsapp-jokes.blogspot.ca/2017/09/governments-bridge-tender.html

U. P. वाले को टेंडर मिल गया










गवर्नमेंट का ब्रिज का टेंडर निकला.
.
एक मद्रासी ने 3 करोड़ ,का कोटेशन दिया.
.
अथॉरिटीज ने पूछा : "कैसे ?"
.
मद्रासी ने कहा :
"2 करोड़ का मटेरियल
50 लाख का लेबर
50 लाख मेरा मुनाफा"
.
U.P वाले ने 9 करोड़ का कोटेशन दिया.
.
अथॉरिटीज ने पूछा :
"इतना महँगा कैसे ?"
.
U. P वाला बोला :
"3 करोड़ आपके
और
3 करोड़ मेरे"
.
अथॉरिटीज ने पूछा :
"और ब्रिज का क्या ?"
U.P वाला बोला : बाकी बचे 3 करोड मद्रासी को दूगा
"ब्रिज मद्रासी बनाएगा."
.


U. P. got the tender

http://facebook-whatsapp-jokes.blogspot.ca/2017/09/governments-bridge-tender.html

U. P. वाले को टेंडर मिल गया

Government's Bridge got tender
.
One Madrasi gave the quotation of 3 million.
.
Authorities asked: "How?"
.
Madrasi said:
"Material of 2 crores
Labor of 50 million
50 million my profits "
.
U.P. gave a quotation of 9 crores.
.
Authorities asked:
"How expensive is that?"
.
U. P talked:
"30 million your
And
30 million my "
.
Authorities asked:
"And what about the bridge?"
Speak U.P: Talk to the remaining 3 crore of Madrasi
"Bridge will make Madrasasi."
.

U. P. got the tender

U. P. got the tender

http://facebook-whatsapp-jokes.blogspot.ca/2017/09/governments-bridge-tender.html


U. P. वाले को टेंडर मिल गया

Comments